Einstein(E) & Mr. Bean (B) sedang dlm suatu penerbangan. Utk mengisi wkt, Einstein mengajak Mr. Bean main tebak2an.
E: Jika kamu tdk bisa menjawab pertanyaanku, kau hrs bayar $5. Bila aku yg tdk bisa jawab pertanyaanmu, aku bayar $500. Bagaimana?
B: Okelah kalo beg...gitu!
E: Berapa jarak bumi ke bulan?
Tanpa berpikir lama, Mr. Bean mengeluarkan dompet & memberikan $5 kpd Einstein yg dgn segera mengambilnya sambil tertawa kemenangan.
E: Jika mobil berbelok ke kiri, roda mana yg berputar lebih banyak? Atau putarannya sama?
Bean kembali mengeluarkan $5 dari dompetnya & disambar oleh Einstein dgn puas.
Sebelum Einstein bertanya lagi, Bean segera berkata,
B: Sekarang giliranku. Apa yg bila naik bukit menggunakan 3 kaki, kalau turun bukit pakai 4 kaki?
Einstein berpikir keras. Krn belum juga menemukan jawabannya, dia segera mengeluarkan laptopnya. Searching di google. Lalu mengontak kawan2 super jenius di klubnya.
Setelah satu jam belum juga terjawab, akhirnya Einstein menyerah & membayar $500 kpd Mr. Bean.
Mr. Bean hanya tersenyum kecil. Einstein rupanya masih penasaran.
E: Ngomong2, apa yg bila naik bukit menggunakan 3 kaki & jika turun bukit pakai 4 kaki, Bean???
Tanpa bicara, Mr. Bean mengeluarkan dompetnya kembali & menyerahkan kpd Einstein $5...!#:-s. =D
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