Santai dulu lah, masih sempat kok . . .
Mahasiswa #1: "Jam berapa sekarang?"
Mahasiswa #2: "Jam 11.00"
Mahasiswa #1: (buru-buru) "Anjrit! Gue telat!!"
Mahasiswa #2: "Kuliah jam 11?"
Mahasiswa #1: "Enggak. Kuliah jam 9.00"
Kantin universitas, didengar oleh mahasiswa lain yang ingin men-tattoo jadwal kuliah di muka si mahasiswa #1.
Oh, kirain mau sekalian . . .
Cowok #1: "Eh, kita ke tempat yang ada hotspot-nya ya, cewe gue pengen cek mail nih."
Cowok #2 yang sedang menyetir: "Okay."
Beberapa saat kemudian, mobil berhenti di depan sebuah hotel
Cowok #2: "Disini aja ya, bagus tapi murah. Besok mau gue jemput gak?"
Didengar oleh si cowok #1 yang bingung antara mau marah atau mau berterima kasih.
Lurus tidak lurus, semua di tangan Tuhan . . .
Tukang parkir: "Yaak, terooos, terooos! Balas kanannn, kanannn . . . jangan dibalas, jangan dibalas, biar Tuhan yang membalas!!"
Parkiran melawai, didengar oleh supir yang langsung minta Tuhan membalas si tukang parkir.
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