Memangnya lo pikir gw ada dimana?
Rekan X: "Y, Pak Z ada di Sunter gak?"
Rekan Y di Sunter: "Nggak ada man! Dia ada di sini!"
Sunter, didengar oleh rekan lain yang langsung mengecek lokasi dirinya sendiri lewat GPS.
Masih trial version sih kayaknya . . .
Perbincangan dengan klien mengenai implementasi sistem baru.
Klien: "Apakah pihak top manajemen sudah ter-upgrade dengan informasi ini?"
Karyawan: "Ter-update maksudnya, bu?"
Klien: "Ya, update maksud saya."
Didengar oleh karyawan yang jadi berpikir apakah si klien juga bisa di install ulang.
Karena saya adalah karyawan yang penuh inisiatif . . .
Bos majalah: "Bagaimana distribusi majalah? Sudah selesai apa ada kendala?"
Karyawan baru: "Sudah pak! Semua sudah di cancel sesuai jadwal!"
Bos majalah: "Hah?! Kok di cancel?! Kenapa bisa di cancel?!"
Karyawan lama: "Maaf pak, mungkin maksudnya di handle pak. Semua sudah selesai kok pak."
Pulogadung, didengar karyawan-karyawan lain yang panik melihat bos-nya hampir kena serangan jantung.
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