Pada suatu hari orang tua si Tono dipanggil menghadap Kepala Sekolah karena si Tono sering kali menyontek kertas Ujian milik si Andy pada saat ujian.
Orang Tua Tono : "Apa buktinya kalau anak saya nyontek?"
Kepala Sekolah : "Salah satu buktinya yach ini, pada waktu ujian sejarah."
Pertanyaan No. 1 : Siapa pengarang buku "Habis GelapTerbitlah Terang?"
Si Andy jawab : R.A. Kartini
Si Tono jawab : R.A. Kartini
Orang tua Tono : "Lha, jawaban kan bisa saja sama karena si Tono kan belajar sebelum ulangan."
Kepala Sekolah : "ya, bisa saja sama. Tapi coba dong Bapak lihat Pertanyaan ke-2 :Dimana R.A. Kartini dilahirkan?
Si Andy jawab : di Jepara
Si Tono jawab : di Jepara
Orang Tua Tono : "ah, itu sih kebetulan. Bapak tidak cukup bukti untuk menyatakan anak saya nyontek. Bisa saja malah si Andi yang nyontek pekerjaan anak saya.
Kepala Sekolah : "Bapak betul, bisa saja itu kebetulan, tapi coba dong Bapak lihat pertanyaan ke 3 :"
Tahun berapa terjadi Perang Diponegoro?"
Si Andy jawab : Gue enggak tau
Si Tono jawab : Apalagi gua
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