3 orang tahanan sedang menghadapi hukuman mati. Oleh sipir penjara mereka diberi keleluasaan untuk memilih jenis hukuman mereka :
1. Ditembak mati
2. Digantung
3. Disuntik dengan virus AIDS
Yang pertama berkata, "Tembak aku di kepala !" (Dor.... dia langsung mati.)
Yang berikut minta, "Gantung saja aku !" (Sret.... dia langsung mati juga).
Yang terakhir minta, "Beri aku suntikan AIDS !" Mereka memberinya suntikan pertama dan napi tersebut malah tertawa terbahak-bahak. Para penjaga kebingungan dan heran, apakah ada yang salah? Maka napi itupun minta untuk disuntik lagi, maka penjaga penjara melakukannya. Sekarang napi itu lebih terbahak-bahak sampai terguling-guling di lantai, sampai-sampai kencing di celana segala.
Akhirnya kepala penjara bertanya kepadanya, "Kenapa sih kok kamu malah tertawa terbahak-bahak? Tidak takut kena AIDS ya ?"
"HA...ha....ha.... Kalian semuanya bodoh ! Aku kan pakai kondom !"
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