Jauh dimata dekat di hati......apa'an......?
Jawab:Usus!!!
Hewan apa yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya di kepala?
Jawab:Kutu rambut
Kalo di pencet lembek, kalo di tonjok keras ?
Jawab:Tahu nempel di tembok
Apa bedanya ban mobil dengan kondom?
Jawab:Kalo ban mobil tiba-tiba bocor, nyawa bisa hilang,
kalo kondom bocor, nyawa bisa nambah
Nyarinya susah, setelah dapet, langsung dibuang apaan?
Jawab:Upil
Burung apa yang sayapnya satu?
Jawab:Burung ngelamar kerjaan (sayap satunya megang map)
Kenapa nyamuk kalau terbang pasti bunyinya nging nging dikuping ?
Jawab:Sebab nyamuk menghisap darah, coba kalau menghisap "solar " pasti
bunyinya bremmmmmmm......bremmmmmm...bremmmmmm..bremmmmmmmm
Kenapa nyamuk lebih kurus dari lalat?
Jawab:Soalnya nyamuk suka begadang
Kenapa orang mati di bungkus dgn kain kafan?
Jawab:Kalau dikasih kain batik ntar dia ke kondangan....!!
Orang Bungkuk tidurnya gimana ?
Jawab:Merem
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