HARD DISK GIRLS:
She remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes a horrible sight look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always getting faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...
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