Isteri seorang pengacara meninggal. Di pemakaman, orang-orang dikejutkan dengan nisan yang bertuliskan,
"Grace, Isteri dari Pengacara Phillips, Pengacara untuk urusan Perceraian, Pidana, Perdata, dan Urusan Hukum Lainnya."
Tiba-tiba, Phillips menangis terisak-isak. Saudaranya berkata,
"Menangislah, agar orang betul-betul tahu kalau kau sangat kehilangan istrimu!"
Dengan airmata yang masih berlinang di pipinya, Phillips berkata,
"Mengapa mereka sama sekali tidak mencantumkan nomor telepon dan alamat e-mailku di batu nisan itu?"
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