Terus motret tak gentar!
Penjual kamera: "Yang ini 8 megapixel kalo yang itu 10 megapixel, mas."
Pembeli kamera: "Oh, kalo yang satu itu revolusinya berapa?"
Didengar oleh pembeli kamera lain yang bersiap-siap perang
Jangan egois ya, kita harus bareng!
Pegawai laki-laki: "Dek, tolong bukain, saya mau masuk"
Pegawai wanita: "Enak aja keluar-masuk-keluar-masuk, boleh masuk, tapi nanti kalau mau keluar bilang-bilang ya... (terdiam dan salah tingkah)... Keluarnya bareng ya... Eh" (tambah salah tingkah)
Perkantoran Gatot Subroto, didengar oleh seruangan yang menunggu dengan tidak sabar kelanjutannya.
Biar jelek yang penting PD . . .
Guru fisika: "Ini hasil ulangan kalian, tolong dibagikan."
Cewek #1: "Eh eh, nilai lo berapa?"
Cewek #2: "Ah, gue jelek banget nih."
Cewek #3: "Yee, gue tuh lebih jelek kali dari lo!"
Sekolah di BSD, didengar oleh teman-teman sekelas yang mengangguk-angguk setuju.
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