Kenapa bukan pemain aja ya?
Anak umur 3 tahun: "Ma, kakak itu pendiem ya?"
Mama: (senang anaknya bisa menilai orang) "Hmm, emang kenapa, dek?"
Anak: "Abis kakak suka bilang ke aku, 'dek, diem dong!'."
Didengar oleh seseorang yang tidak jadi menyelamati kepekaan anak itu.
Maaf, kami tidak melayani londo...
Sekelompok teman: (membaca menu) "Mas sweet ice teanya tujuh, ya!"
Pelayan dengan muka bingung: "Umm, tunggu sebentar ya..."
(...)
Pelayan kembali: "Maaf mas, gak ada..."
Salah satu teman penasaran: "Kalau gitu ganti es teh manisnya aja tujuh deh, mas!"
Pelayan: "Oh kalo itu ada mas!"
Mall di jakarta, didengar oleh enam orang teman lainnya yang malas menjelaskan ke pelayan apa persamaan sweet ice tea dan es teh manis.
Itu namanya juga Restoran Masuk! Eh, atau Keluar?
Teman #1: "Wah.. Hotel ini keren juga, hotel apaan sih, baru yah...?"
Teman #2: "Iya... Keren bo..."
Ketika melewati pintu masuk hotel
Teman #1: "Eh bo... Ini namanya HOTEL ENTRANCE."
Teman #2: "Oohh... Hotel entrance, baru pasti, gua baru liat, keren juga nih hotel entrance..."
Didengar oleh teman #3 yang ingin mencopot papan petunjuk itu dan menjejalkannya ke mulut mereka.
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