Money can't buy everything...
Cowo Tajir: "Wah, gua baru beli notebook baru, canggih, keren..."
Cowo Kere: "Oh ya, notebook loe merknya apaan?"
Cowo Tajir: "Microsoft."
Perkantoran Hijau di Jakarta Selatan, didengar oleh cowo kere yang ngerasa otaknya lebih tajir.
Kelas Pasca Bayar ada gak?
Teman #1: "Gue lagi cari sekolah nih, mau S2."
Teman #2: "Mau ambil apa?"
Teman #1: "Pasca Sarjana."
Plaza Senayan, didengar oleh teman yang mempertanyakan ijasah S1 temannya dalam hati.
Bisa bikin pikun emang sih...
Cewek #1: "Memangnya kamu taruh dimana tadi berkasnya?"
Cewek #2: "Duh... Itu dia. Akhir-akhir ini gua sering lupa... Kayaknya gua kena insomnia dech..."
Perkantoran Jakarta Selatan, didengar satu kantor yang tiba-tiba terkena infuenza
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