Makanya yang bersih dong!
Cewek #1: "Eh, cowok loe kok udah tiga hari gak sekolah sih, kenapa? Sakit ya?"
Cewek #2: "Iya tuh... Kasian banget, dia kena sifilis, jadinya sakit kepala terus rada2 susah napas gitu..."
Didengar oleh teman-temannya yang merasa kasihan ke pacar sinusitis yang sedang difitnah.
Mendingan beliin suvenir aja...
Cewek #1: "Oh iya! hampir lupa… Temen gua mau ulang tahun bentar lagi… Gua beliin apa ya bagusnya?"
Cewek #2: "Beliin kado aja!"
Di sebuah pusat perbelanjaan, didengar oleh cewek #1 mendadak bisu dan lemas.
Jangan ajak ke Mangga Dua...
Pegawai Lapar: "Bang, lempernya berapaan bang?"
Tukang Kue Kantor: "Biasa mbak dua ribu, tiga..."
Pegawai Lapar: "Mahal amat! Dua ribu, dua ya?"
Didengar oleh pegawai lain yang membatalkan mengajak belanja bareng.
Walaupun killer, boleh lah...
Ibu Dosen Killer membacakan jawaban ujian: "Tiga enam, D ya anak-anak..."
Mahasiswa Tengil: (Spontan dan keras) "Wew, gede yo!"
Didengar sekelas yang tidak mau membayangkan nasib akademis mahasiswa itu.
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