Pada suatu saat ada 3 ekor tikus yang sedang ngerumpi, asyik bener.
Tikus 1: "Hoi ... kamu tau ndak, bagiku perangkap tikus itu nggak ada artinya, malah kalo ada, perangkap itu sengaja aku buat mainan ...."
Tikus 2: "Wahh ... itu sih nggak ada apa-apanya! Kamu tau nggak, racun tikus itu sudah seperti air putih bagiku, minuman sehari-hariku itu ya racun tikus ...."
Tikus ketiga diam sejenak ... dan tiba-tiba langsung ngeloyor pergi tanpa bilang apa-apa. Lalu kedua temannya langsung bertanya, "Hey, kamu mau kemana?"
Tikus 3: "Sorry aku harus pergi dulu soalnya aku ada kencan sama kucing ...."
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