Dua orang napi sedang berbincang-bincang. “Berapa lama sih dipenjara ?”
“Satu bulan,” jawab napi yang satunya.
“Wah, enteng tuh, memangnya kejahatanmu apa?”
“Saya membunuh istri saya.”
“Hah, membunuh kok hanya dipenjara satu bulan ???”
“Ya, tapi setelah itu dihukum gantung !”
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