Sekalian membunuh kuman sih...
Nenek: "Nenek haus nih, tolong beliin Kaporit Sweat dong."
Didengar oleh cucu yang berpikir apakah ia harus ke supermarket atau ke kolam renang.
Inget, harga BBM udah naik!
Anak Kecil: (kebelet) "Ma, mau pipis!"
Ibu: (sibuk belanja baju) "Gak boleh! Mama lagi ga ada duit!"
Pondok Indah Mall, didengar oleh seseorang yang tergerak hatinya ingin membelikannya sebungkus.
Keluarganya sudah terlalu besar mungkin?
Kakek Pikun: "Cu, sekarang kamu kelas berapa?"
Cucu: "Kelas 5 SD, kek."
Kakek Pikun: "Wah, cucu kakek udah besar ya... Udah dikebiri belum?"
Didengar oleh sepupu yang tiba-tiba merasa ngilu di daerah selangkangan.
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