Itu otaknya aja kayanya...
Perempuan kehausan: "Aduh boo... Haus gua, gua degradasi kayaknya."
Mal di Jakarta, didengar oleh teman yang ingin memberikan air aki.
Adanya yang isi kentang...
Cowo Polos: "Mbak, ada bread gak?"
Pelayan: "Wah gak ada mas, adanya french fries."
Cowo Polos: (bilang ke teman-temannya) "Adanya french fries..."
Wanita Lugu hamil muda: "Ya udah gak papa, gua pesen french fries yang isinya pisang ya!"
Didengar oleh si cowo polos yang mencari laut untuk menenggelamkan dirinya.
Dan rasanya gak manis juga sih...
Pelayan: "Mbak tadi teh manisnya pake es gak?"
Cewek: "Pake mas..."
Cowok melambai: "Kalo gak pake es jadi teh mani dong mas... Hihihi."
Nasi uduk tenda Ampera, didengar pengunjung lain yang benar-benar malas membayangkan.
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