Nanti pasti internet gua beribet jadinya!
IT: "Komputernya jangan dinyalain dulu ya, saya mau pasang internet
wireless dulu..."
Pegawai: "Komputer gua gak usah deh mas, ribet kebanyakan kabel neh..."
Didengar oleh teman seruangan yang langsung berusaha serius bekerja.
Kami takut kalo semangat nanti bapak ngapain kita...
Dosen frustasi melihat mahasiswa tak bersemangat: "Aduh, kalian lemes semua sih, saya jadi lemah syahwat nih!"
Universitas di Depok, didengar oleh para mahasiswa yang serentak bangun dari kantuknya
Kelepasan yang lagi di pikiran ya?
Cowo #1: "Wah siang-siang gini makan sotomie enak nih."
Cewe: "Iya ya..."
Cowo #2: "Hah? Siang-siang sodomi?"
Cowo #3: "Makanya mas kalo ada pengalaman pahit masa kecil ya diceritain gitu..."
Perkantoran Sudirman, didengar oleh satu ruangan yang bertanya-tanya kebiasaan siang hari cowo #2.
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A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cre...
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Seekor babi hutan dari pedalaman Timika di Irian Jaya lari ketakutan menyeberangi perbatasan Indonesia-Papua Nugini. Ia merasa diburu-buru t...
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