You yesterday afternoon kid!
Teman #1 ke temannya yang sedang mengomel dengan nada nyinyir: "Dasar loe... Magic granny!" (terdiam)
Teman #2: "Hah? Maksud loe, nenek sihir?"
Didengar sekelompok orang yang langsung memesan Nimbus 2000.
Tapi loe jadi enteng dan kuat...
Cewek #1: "Aduh, kaki gua kena baret plat mobil nih... Berdarah nih. Moga-moga gak karatan, entar gua kena penyakit titanium lagi!"
Cewek #2: "Tetanus kaleee!"
Didengar oleh seseorang yang tadinya berpikir cewe #1 baru bercengkerama dengan Iron Man.
Udah coba dinyalain, pak?
Penelpon ke PLN: "Mbak... Mau complain nih... Kok lampunya mati-padam, mati-padam melulu?"
Didengar CS PLN yang setengah mati menahan ketawa.
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